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Special Note : Do not take consideration on every effect it will gives u. Not responsible for any damages or inoccurance condition due to the lack of ability to follow. 1#.
How To Survive A Boring Class-
Pinch urself -if u are not in a comfortable position while sitting and listening to the tutors, not to sleep is an undconditionall purposes here.
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Baca buku komik -old ways by put it covered by ur thick text book
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Adain kelas diluar -meaning outside class manner, while enjoying sunny weather, maybe work in mebourne, not jakarta.
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Send sms by mobile -get bluetooth to exchange notes in mobile rather than spending 35cents each text. unless u're absolutely feel rich.
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Make paper aeroplanes -latihan origami, bikin pesawat2an kertas dan pretend like they're having war.
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Use ur highlighter and pen -my favourites theme, bikin menara2 tinggi.. dan jungkat jungkit etc.. :)
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Nyatet dengan "un-dominant hand" -so kl kamu biasa nulis pakai tgn kanan, try with kiri pas lagi nyatet. and sebaliknya, just try to concentrate staying on the page lines..
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Nyatet dengan bahasa lain -sambil dengerin dan catet, coba translate ke another language.. bahasa apah sajah mungkin..
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Keep a log -check what people are wearing and mention all the colors and styles on little note book
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Be a secret agent -play it with ur friends. suggest another challenging detective treats or a bag of crosswords may needed :p especially for kewl-nerdie.
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Write something useful to you -for example as the things downwards..
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How To Survive Stadium Riots-
Scan the crowd -periksa apa sumber keributan, entah manager, pemain, wasit, etc. Physically distance urself as possible.
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Hide ur university's sign or anything -like an rmit cap can bring everyone to punch u on the face. Taruh tas jinjing kamu di bagian tangan, pakai itu seperti perisai, gunain buat ngelindungin badan n muka dari barang2 melayang.. Kl ngga bawa tas, leave ur food or inappropiate things on the stadium. Put ur wallet, mobiles, and run.
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Bikin pelindung kepala -pakai koran dibikin macem topi buat pelindung, kl ngga ada koran, di ozie ada kreatifitas pakai empty popcorn tube taruh diatas kepala..
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Jauh2 dari manager -mostly they are dependably vurnerable to attack, wheter they are the cause or not.
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Observe the movement -biasanya massa yg lagi ribut itu bergerak serempak ke suatu arah, so kamu bergeraklah menjauhi keributan dan riots itu sendiri, bukan dengan pd trus menghadang atau berlari ke arah kumpulan massa itu tanpa sadar...
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Watch for flying objects -anything flying, throwed, misalnya cokes can, drink bottle, pipa, batu, kursi, atau orang. Watch your head.
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Check the exit -go to the nearest exit door or at least u know several exit way is on the stadium while about to sit at first before riots.
Be aware: Kl ternyata sumber keributan massa di stadium itu kamu, or either memang kamu penyebab keributan itu sebagai penggemar, manager, pemain, or etc. Just tinggalkan semua atribut team-mu, taruh jaket universitas kamu -quickly ditch anything related to it, and Run 4 ur life.
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How To Survive in A Small Room-
Gantung kaca -taruh kaca besar untuk memperluas imaginary space. membuat ilusi pada mata.
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Cat temboknya -pakai warna2 terang tp soft, supaya ngga bosen dan create a warm sense, depending on colour choice.
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Naikin tinggi ranjang -taruh box below, untuk tempat storage yg rapih dan tertata dibawahnya.
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Jangan beli meja tinggi -kasih meja2 pendek versi jepang, kesannya langit2nya tinggi.
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Bagi ruangan itu jadi dua -after divides, it sounds to be better size.
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Taruh rak gantung or rak buku tempel di tembok, and small lights -ur brain can fooled u to make it looks like its a bigger room. believe it ? hihi.. just try.. ;)
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Kickout ur flatmate -truly, this is not serious.
May God's Strength be with u :)
